So you know what I want to do before I die?...

Okay so this right HERE is the warning to this next blog! This post may be offensive to some viewers and if you are a sensitive person with no sense of humor whatsoever do not -I REPEAT- DO NOT- read this post any further! but since you are now hooked on this and cannot stop -please do not be offended. This was a lunch table conversation and is not meant to be racist, sexist, disturbing ...well okay yeah that last one...but you get it~

Okay so not exactly sure what was being talked about first but I will start at where I came into the conversation. So I'm sitting there and all the sudden I hear Jolie say she wants to like Sam's a** with her tongue...well I was like WTF?!
Story: Sam decided that out of all the people at our lunch table besides me! she would be the first one to end up in an insane asylum...sp? So she wants to cut out her tongue with a spork and lick her eye...?! yeah...Well Jolie wants to cut out her tongue to lick someone's a** and i think it was Jordan who said she wanted to lick Sam's a** or her own? idk
Then we decided Emily would be the first person, because it's always the quiet ones, to bring in a gun to school and take over! I asked her very politely if I could be spared. Hey it's everyone for themself!
So the next day I feel I have to share my bus story with my table since it invloved Sam's brother and all. Okay so on the bus it's me, Tom, Simon, Logan and Adam and Tom asks Simon if he's gonna be a Navy Seal. Well, Tom, I said, are you gonna be a Navy Seal?! I mean you know what they do to them don't you?! And he's what... They drop them off in the middle of the woods, I said, capture them, tie them to a chair and tortue them. you know break some bones, cut em' up and stuff. Well Tom being the big idiot that he is (jk) laughs starts saying thats okay he likes it rough, with chains and whips and things. Simon's like no, dumb*** she means they tortue you and Toms like yeah I like it Kinky! wtf... Simons says yeah you'd be tied to a bed and some hot chick would come in and cut of your ...you know what Ankara... and then you'd have nothin. Toms goes no thats too rough! I just laugh and say he doesnt have nothin anyway! Well then we onto this topic about how a doc can cut off one of his fingers and sew it on down there...I said the pinky cause it's the same size and all.... Tom's like ya know I don't need my right arm. just cut it all off and put it down there! (bad tom!) Well then they start talking about it more and more in detail until Tom got off the bus...
So in lunch the next day I tell this story to my table and low and behold -we start talking about whether or not black guys are really bigger than white guys.... yeah this is where the warning comes into play...
Well half way through lunch Jolie asks "So you know what I want to do before I die?" and before I really thought about it, I'm like "...a black guy?" and Bri starts to like die laughing and Jolie's like NO! -she wants to run between two black guys and yell OREO! well then Sammy on here needs to post what she came up with after that but yeah.... gotta love our lunch table!
oh and P.S. Katie wanted me to post this little story. Apparently on the band jackets there are these little hooks on the front and Katie and Tom where talking on the bus and all the sudden she's like, hey Tom you wanna be my hooker and he's like but it's dark and she goes, I thought it was better in the dark!
Yeah, I hope reading that cheered up your day!! Don't be angered Ankara by the story it was funny!!
Sin. Vasi