Ok so in lunch Lauren, Jolie, Brianna, Emily, Katy and I were envisioning what would happen at the class of 2012's 10th reunion. We came up with a bunch of possible results and I decided to write down a possible scenario. The following is what I have come up with so far. You can add on to my story if you want or come up with your own- I thought it could be a fun game and we could see how different our stories end up becoming. I shared the idea with Lauren and Bree and they liked it. (And by the way, Lauren came up with the name of Jolies "husband")
Where the story came from:
We had decided at lunch that:
I (Jordan) would be a 28 year old virgin cuz i dont believe in premarital sex.
Sam would be a newlywed whos pregnant but doesnt know it yet.
Jolie will be married with 3 kids.
Brianna would have 5 kids with three different guys. A set of twins with Christopher, a set of twins with Adam, and one child (an it) with Tom- he raped her. lol
Lauren has recently eloped, doesnt know with who, and is pregant.
Emily is going to be a farmer with a very interesting side that no one will see coming!!!
Class Reunion in 2022
10th year reunion
Location: Keystone High School Gym
opening setting: Jolie, Lauren, Sam, and Jordan are standing talking, catching up with one another.
Sam: So Jolie, what have you been up to?
Lauren: Yeah Jo. Did you ever fufill your lifelong dream of doing a black guy?
Jolie: Yeah, I did actually. We have three kids.
Jordan: Wow, thats shocking.
Jolie: But he isnt really black, you see. He was just born into a black community so he acts black.
Jordan: So is it true then?
Jolie: Is what true?
Sam: Are black guys really bigger?
Jolie: I told you Jesus (pronounced Hey-Seus) isn't black.
Lauren: You said he was. Huh?
Jolie: He acts like it. And our son acts like it too.
Sam: So your daughters were born white and your son black?
(Jolie hits her face with her palm)
Jolie: NO!! For the last time, Jesus was born into a white family but he acts black.
Sam: Acts black? Are you being racist even though you married a black guy? That is wrong on so many levels!
(Jesus walks by, waving at Jolie)
Jordan: Jo, he is so a black guy.
(Jolie muffles a scream of irritation.)
Lauren and Sam: He is so black. Your so right.
Jolie: Whatever you say.
Lauren: So, are black guys bigger?
Jolie: Figure it out for yourself.
Lauren: But I'm married.
Sam: To who?
Lauren: I don't know. I sorta got drunk and eloped and I can't remember his name.
Jordan: Bad Lauren.
Lauren: It gets worse.
Sam: How could it get worse?
Lauren: I'm pregnant.
Sam: Ha ha. I may have just gotten married but I'm so relieved I'm not pregant.
(Brianna walks up, dragging 3 men and 5 kids)
Brianna: Aren't we all?
Sam: HEY!
Brianna: Just speaking the truth. So whats wrong with Lauren?
Jolie: Some hick knocked her up and ran off.
Lauren: Who said he was a hick?
Jolie: You were never attracted to smart men.
Brianna: If he could count to 2 he wasnt the guy for you.
Lauren: Its okay. I didnt't love him anyway. I was just drunk. And he was sexy. Even if he wasnt black.
Jordan: I can't believe you.
Lauren: Come on Jordan, no way are you a 28 year old virgin.
(Jordan's boyfriend walks by)
Jordans boyfriend: Yeah she is. Believe me. ( he sighs)
Brianna: You have him so whipped.
Jordan: I just think theres a right way of doing things. And I'm still hoping to meet Jordan Staal one day.
Sam: Jordan, thats not gonna happen okay!?
Jordan: (glaring) dream squisher!! Anyway, Bree, I see that you dont think theres a right way of doing something.
Lauren: Yeah Bri. At least I'm not trying to single-handedly populate western Pennsylvania. I dont have 5 kids with three different guys. And Jordan will be proud of me, because I'm technically married.
(Jordan sighs)
Jordan: for all the wrong reasons though.
Lauren: Would you rather I not be married at all? I have a plan.
Sam: I can't wait to hear this. (rolls eyes)
Jordan: So who fathered all of your kids? How'd that happen?
(Emily walks up)
Emily: How'd what happen?
Jordan: Miss. Model Mother Of The Year here has 5 kids with 3 different men.
Emily: Wow. That must have taken a lot of effort. I dont think I could manage that even if I wanted too.
Brianna: It happened pretty easily actually.
Emily: How could that happen easily?
Brianna: It's a long story.
OK THATS THE END SO FAR!!!!!!! Either continue here, write your own, or take part of my story and branch off in a different direction. It's your choice!!! Have fun with it!!!! I'm going to write more in my spare time and post it here as the story develops.
Yeah that would so be me, is that i would get drunk and get prego but hopefully Sarah would stop me from doing that... right? well neway awesome funny story Jordan love you! hehe about Brianna! I feel sorry for your boytoy though! well actually i guess he isnt your boytoy! lol! I'll add mine later! Sin. Vasi
ReplyDeleteSarah might stop u...I would get you drunk and push you into the guys arms. I'd even be a witness at your wedding!!!! Lol Can't wait to read your story!!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna add to my story as soon as I have time! This is gonna be so fun!
And to add to my last comment- boytoys!!?? BAD LAUREN!! Just marry a hot guy with an accent and you wont have to have boy toys you can just lock your husband in your bedroom and voila! you have one all the time :) lol jk. OR you could look and not touch that works too!! :)
ReplyDeleteYou know, Sam should make YOU (underline underline underline) of all people the perverted old nun. Not me!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, i think Jordan would make a better perverted nun than you. She's so much more religious and she wants it at the same time... heh, poor Jordan your going to end up a 75 year old vergin, just you wait. While i have a kid named Dante or Ava, Lauren's married to a hick, Brianna's trying to populate PA, Jolie's married to a black guy (one more and you get an oreo! Is that rascist?) named jesus (jordan is so jelous), Emily ends up being phyco, Katie can be an old hermit, telling these stupid lunch stories to wandering people. Wow, having an unplanned child is boring compared to you guys!
ReplyDeleteThis isn't my complete version of my side of the story though, so there'll be more...just you wait. XD :] :| :(
HEY I am NOT going to marry a hick! I am going to marry Adam Lambert!! lol. Or some hot Aussie with a ranch! And yes Jordan sooo is the perverted nun!!!! siilllly people and ppooorrr Bri!!!! loves you guys...oh and my baby's name is Arabella! Just thought you should no!!!!
ReplyDeleteOK lauren ill make sure you have a baby boy named Arabella. You can thank me later :) lol jk
ReplyDeleteNOOO. No no! A baby girl you silly silly nun!!
ReplyDeleteOKAY but Arabella would be a much better name for a little boy. He would get beat up for it and that would make him strong...Like in the song a boy named Sue. lol.
ReplyDeleteI really need to take the time to add more onto my story. i think that I might make u die at the end lol just kidding...or am I? Muahhhaaaa!
AND I AM NOT GONNA BE A NUN!!!!!!!!!! In my story anyway.
ur a .. i would say fetus just because i love that word now but that's tooo good for u..
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