The Most Amazing Note EVER!! (maybe)

So today in history I started writing a note to Sarah about Willie, then I gave it to Malvey (still not giving it to willie) and then it became a conversation between me and malvey, which we would let Alice read. Willie proceeded to get really mad and snatch said note, only to be retrived by malvey just in time. Good move malvey.

Alas, here is what said note holds within it's papery and graphite clutches! I am editing out teh part about Willie, and will send that to you in an e-mail if your name is not Jared Mathews or were there to witness said event.

~Oops I almost forgot! If she (kat) starts hanging on you (Malvey) I'll help Shelby beat her up. Lolz soory late reaction!
~We need Money? And sounds good =P Kat wants me naked O.O help me
~I definately will stop her before she starts tearing clothes off with her teeth =)
~Creepy O.o and only u, Shelby, and Becca can ge me naked xD
~Ow ow! rotfl
~HahaxD raped by sharpies (it's a band bus thing. Which for now on I will forever check my but after getting drunk. =P)
~Thanks Malvey you always make me feel better!
~Teehee. Don't forget Proha Arted
~And truth or dare, or better yet, Hot Seat!!
~Oh, Kinky Kniky ;D
~Yep yeps! haha!
~Let's get naked and party!

That's it in it's amazingness!