Huck Finn

Simply put:

1. It sucks
2. It's only intersting sometimes
3. Takes to dang long to read
4. Makes me want to gouge other peoples' eyes out with spoons
5. Plotless-ness

>=(

Revision

Ok.. it has occured to me the hardness of this contest. So I have revised it.
The rule where it states that it must make sense, has been revised to each Sentance must make sense.
The rule that says you have to go A-Z-A, has been changed so you just go through the alphabet twice. A-z, A-z
The deadline has been extended to July 12.
For the rest of the rules, http://awesomesquiggles.blogspot.com/2010/06/contest.html
Onward!
=)

Okay I was thinking... dun dun dunnnnn

We are always saying "You'll get a point if you _______ [Fill in blank how you choose]"




Well, I started to think. What if we had a point system? Like every month they will be calculated, and you will be given a reward of some sort, for having the most points?


Is this a good idea?

What do you think is the best way to defeat terrorism?

Vicious bunnies

Ask me anything

Knee Update!

Took ALL of the bandaging off for the first time tonight. Got a good look at where Terry is and then took LOTS of pictures! I'm pretty estatic. Here there are two of the pictures. As you can (probably not) see I have 8 stitches. 4 on the big one down the front, 3 in the one on top of that, and 1 on the side. The tiny band-aid on top is for the one tiny scab from where they pulled the guide needle through but you don't need to know that. =)

Reminder

The contest ends on Friday so get writting!

new design

do you guys like it? I really dont know what to choose because i dont know what you guys will all like.... so give me your opinion. =)

Surgery

yepers... i'm now surger-ized. It hurts.... but because I'm not new to crutches I can move around pretty well.
I've been pretty tired.

Oh, and it's Faith and Terry...

It could be short for Terance or Teressa or other names...

kk... sleepy now....

Quote

"God******, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate to buy s*** we don't need. We're the middle children of history man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spirital war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very PISSED OFF!!
(sry bout language Jaz!)
I love this quote and agree though I've never seen ________ _____. (Anyone know the movie?):)

CONTEST!!!!

Ok. I have come up with a contest. This is what it will be called.

Alphastory

Alphastory is a contest that was made up by my family, but I am SOOOO taking full credit. By myself. Me only. Meh.
Alphastory only has a few rules, so I will outline them here.

1. You must write a purely fictional story.
2. All the words in your story must be in alphabetical order. (A bird can drop elephants from giant hamsters.)
3. You must go through the entire alphabet like this. A,B,C,D (ect) X,Y,Z,Y,X (ect) C,B,A (A-Z-A)
4. Your story MUST MAKE SENSE!!!

There will be three judges for this contest. Myself, Jordan, and Bella. (me because I came up with it, Bella because she suggested it, and Jordan because she is sitting right here and witnesseed the birth of this contest.) That way you can't whine about losing.

Your story must be its own post, and then copy the URL into a comment onto this post. (I know it may be silly but just do it ok? The world works better that way)

Deadline for this? The 25th of June.

Go crazy!!!

Jordan and Bella:

Before the 25th, (perferably by the 23rd in case of issues) please read all the entries. Then e-mail me your 1st, 2nd, and 3rd favorites. Kk? Kk. =P

Oh, and you can't be included in the contest. Soooo sorry, but otherwise u could vote for urself and the people would call mutiny! However, you can do one just for fun. XD

It's A ..... cadaver?

That's right. I'm going to be blessed with, not a baby girl or boy, but a cadaver.
Never the less, I'm going to name... it.... since I have noooo idea if it's a boy or a girl..
So what should I name it? I'm going with something unisex... see above statement.
Why name it you ask? Because i can't go around making jokes and talking about "that dead guy in my knee" It needs a name...

Like... George.....

So yeah.. any ideas?

Micky Mouse of our Micky Mouse Clubhouse

I have officially gotten my expander off and can say that phrase without any problems. I can also say the word Key right now. But now i have my top braces on and I have to say I forgot what these things felt like. I can't say i ever missed the feeling...

And thus...

... it is revealed. Since 11-11-09 I have held Pattington captive in my room. (Kat if you want to look at the post it's labled Pattington so just click on that =) ) Today kat found out.
Kat it took you about 7 months. Gooooood job.

I didn't read the whole post but i'm pretty sure our reasoning is on there.

LOVES YOU!!!!

XD Good work everyone.

....a contest maybe?

so yesturday Adam and I built a birdfeeder... yeah it turned out.. alright. lol
The only thing to do here is go to Briners... aka Deer Creek sigh... I kinda wish school wasnt out. well I think Im gonna paint now or do something. I've been cleaning my room for like four days :( blah!
Hmm.. you know what I think we need on here (and just a suggestion Faithie!) -A contest!!!! IDK what but some kind of contest on here!
... what do you guys think?

F***

so I found out from a friend that fuck was actually a command when the king needed the land to be more populated. It stands for Fornicate Under Command of the King.


just thought that was... interesting

Forgetting Everything.

Today, I started to go through my computer, through everything, getting rid of any traces of a person. I'd have to say after doing that I feel 100% better.

Now comes the job of moving on to something better.

So here's a job for you... Keep me busy? Please?

I'll love you forever and ever and ever.

But as of now, I sit here and take deep breaths, because I feel free.

"Free at last, Free at last, Thank God Almighty, I am FREE AT LAST!"

=(

After today... ther is only a week left until I get to share my body with a dead person... yay.

I need to start planning the pre-surgery blow-out!!!!
BTW that involves a lot of different things.... does anyone have the movie men in tights???
So yeah... will let you know as soon as I get a chance to actually TALK to my mama.

kk loves you alls!!!

byz

Facebook rant

Okay obviously this guy who started 'Let's Invade Canada and Make Them Our Slaves' is just simply mentally disturbed and completely alone in the world. His reasoning is that no one would care if we just invaded and enslaved a free country.... HELLO!! Have you never heard of the UN??!! Idiot! They would start a war against us! We may be a powerful country but there are around 190 countries that are part of the UN! We wouldnt win against the entire world just about. Also we drop about 1 billion dollars a day on each of our wars with Irag and Afganistan.... we are in a depression and now we are paying to clean up BP's oil spill! Yes, because we have enough money to start a whole new friggen war! Man, I hate idiotic people! GET OFF FACEBOOK!

"The Battle"

so. im thinking we need to organize the area's largest water gun battle. aw yupp!

on shelby's next day off we will commence "The Battle"

Rule One:

it will be known as "The Battle"

Rule Two:

on the day of this colossal battle, no white shirts/bottoms shall be worn- for the sake of faith's innocence

Rule Three:

water guns must be amazing. lady pistols are not allowed, plus they're just pathetic. im mean really guys- you cant do that much damage with a gun smaller than a mickyd's burger

Rule Four:

if won by majority vote:

teams will be made. lines will be drawn. and "The Battle" will commence

Rule Five:

water balloon (aka water grenades) are allowed!

And thus...

...the countdown begins.. 14 more days of freedom before I become surgery meat.... =( Goodbye sweet, sweet, savior school... hello seductive, sadistic summer.

wow that was deep...