So my cousin has her own little blog that she posts on when big things happen or when she's bored. It's quite interesting actually and good for helping us keep in touch. but anyway that's not the point. She has this gadget on her blog (gadgets are like the fishies) and its called "funny things to ponder." It has random little things that pop up every time the screen refreshes. Most of them are stupid but every once and a while there's one in there that makes me laugh.
I was just on there and looked at it out of habit and saw this one, and it made me think of u. Ahh loves u Bells.
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
30 November, 2009
Teehee!!!
What do ya think of this? And some old important guy said it so it must be true!
Without Faith a man can do nothing; with [her] all things are possible.
- Sir William Osler
That's right, I'm just that good. =)
Without Faith a man can do nothing; with [her] all things are possible.
- Sir William Osler
That's right, I'm just that good. =)
Current by Chip Corwin
I was looking around on a website of poems, and found this one, I thought would be great to share.
Current
At last,
they finished the tightrope
to the moon.
We walked on out our
window, and after some time
our shadows upon the earth were as
long and distant as a comet’s tail.
We reached the moon and
strolled down her blue
unpaved boulevards,
and shopped in her
round empty windows,
and slept on her cool stone fields.
From a dewless savanna
we watched the world rise
half dark, turning like a sonnet
between sudden moonlight
and white dawn,
and we wondered what
new was burning.
At last,
they finished the tightrope
to the moon.
We walked on out our
window, and after some time
our shadows upon the earth were as
long and distant as a comet’s tail.
We reached the moon and
strolled down her blue
unpaved boulevards,
and shopped in her
round empty windows,
and slept on her cool stone fields.
From a dewless savanna
we watched the world rise
half dark, turning like a sonnet
between sudden moonlight
and white dawn,
and we wondered what
new was burning.
ode to slutssss
OMG i love you
XOXOXOXOxoxoxoXOXOXOX
wink wink kiss kiss
call me later
i love you
im your baby dollll :*
hey youuuuu!!!!
let me hang all over you!!!!!!
let me send seductive pics of me... ;]
i miss you
ur hottttt
why you with HERRRR?
>>>>:[[[[[[[[[[ i really wish i had a gun... or guts... one of those...
XOXOXOXOxoxoxoXOXOXOX
wink wink kiss kiss
call me later
i love you
im your baby dollll :*
hey youuuuu!!!!
let me hang all over you!!!!!!
let me send seductive pics of me... ;]
i miss you
ur hottttt
why you with HERRRR?
>>>>:[[[[[[[[[[ i really wish i had a gun... or guts... one of those...
27 November, 2009
Im Otis now....
Wow I'm not even close to how strong i thought i was...
And i don't mean strong in the physical sense because we all know I'm as strong as something that... isn't very strong.... and apparently not very creative either.
It's just sad how easily simple crap gets to me... most things don't... but there's always that one damned subject that keeps coming up and smacking me until my ego is bruised and not stopping ever, not even giving me the chance to cry uncle. As i quoteth..." Get ready for a whole lot of ugly coming from a never ending parade of stupid." ...I have to be ready for that devilish parade everyday of my life. And the people who could stop it... never ever do.. and since i know them very well, never ever will.
I really hate how much this same thing has been coming up... I'm not one to cry over something i shouldn't care about.. but this discovery just goes back to my first statement...
I guess I'll slip into being Otis the overprotective turtle at my cousins house.... slow and uncaring until WHAM... snap my head up and glare at the world... then return to chewing my cantaloupe...
And i don't mean strong in the physical sense because we all know I'm as strong as something that... isn't very strong.... and apparently not very creative either.
It's just sad how easily simple crap gets to me... most things don't... but there's always that one damned subject that keeps coming up and smacking me until my ego is bruised and not stopping ever, not even giving me the chance to cry uncle. As i quoteth..." Get ready for a whole lot of ugly coming from a never ending parade of stupid." ...I have to be ready for that devilish parade everyday of my life. And the people who could stop it... never ever do.. and since i know them very well, never ever will.
I really hate how much this same thing has been coming up... I'm not one to cry over something i shouldn't care about.. but this discovery just goes back to my first statement...
I guess I'll slip into being Otis the overprotective turtle at my cousins house.... slow and uncaring until WHAM... snap my head up and glare at the world... then return to chewing my cantaloupe...
Quiting? It's probable...
So how about last night my Dad was going over teh whole foriegn exchange thing and the original plan about foriegn exchange (to go find a collage in England). Well then we got to talking about what I want to be when I grow up and how I was going to get there. Then we realized that I would need a teaching degree in the US and it all just piled down to this.
Dad doesn't want me to go FE anymore because it's not going to better my education.
So I'm down to 3 options (which I concluded while bawling my eyes out for about an hour, no lie Willie I'm not overexaturating)
Dad doesn't want me to go FE anymore because it's not going to better my education.
So I'm down to 3 options (which I concluded while bawling my eyes out for about an hour, no lie Willie I'm not overexaturating)
- Quit. Don't go foriegn exchange, send in my letter of quitting now, never go back, be done.
- Apply, but if I don't end up going to England, quit.
- Quit. Then go back after I gradutate and go where ever the h*** I want, because it would just be for a culutral experiance somewhere.
So basically they want me to quit.. and i'm not f-n happy.
26 November, 2009
Something worse than fighting
sos, have you ever been in a situation where you're having a screaming match with someone? well i've found something even more frustrating than screaming... silence. it makes you feel as if you're heart is being torn out, you just want them to say something, anything, but they don't. they just look at you, shake their head, and leave. the worst thing is that it's your mum whose doing it.
24 November, 2009
Wilis, give me one last chance
Willie.. please listen.
I'm tired of teh fighting. I'm tired of trying to defend myself against u and ur insanity, just so I didn't come out the loser. I don't know how to explain this.. but I know who can. P!nk. Look up Please Don't Leave Me by P!nk. It basically says all that I mean.
I'm tired of it Willie, and other people are too. I'm sorry I blew up. Can we go back to being friends? Can I talk to u without sarcasm and resentment again?
I'm tired of teh fighting. I'm tired of trying to defend myself against u and ur insanity, just so I didn't come out the loser. I don't know how to explain this.. but I know who can. P!nk. Look up Please Don't Leave Me by P!nk. It basically says all that I mean.
I'm tired of it Willie, and other people are too. I'm sorry I blew up. Can we go back to being friends? Can I talk to u without sarcasm and resentment again?
YAY!!!
DAPHY HAS JOINED US!!!!! YAY!!!
Oh's and Kat really wants to be in this blog.. should we let her in?
Oh's and Kat really wants to be in this blog.. should we let her in?
I HATE 4-SITE WITH THE PASSION OF A THOUSAND SUNS
Okay this blog post is purely for me to express my hate of 4-site. I hate it so much that hate is a weak meaningless word. Thats how much i hate 4-site. Really. Thats Right. No, Im really serious. 100 % certain. For real. Completely Cereal. I know, right? lol ok i think im done now! I got it out of my system. Praise be to (my) God. No offense peoplez.
21 November, 2009
20 November, 2009
Stupid Computer..
So today we were in Bio and we had like, 20 minutes left so Sam and I decided to blog browse. That's when you just hit the next blog button at the top of the screen and see what it gives you!
So we found a couple cool ones, one in a foriegn language, and then they started talking about body-buliding and losing weight.. so Sam and I were like, "what the?" And they just wouldn't stop.. it was like an invasion of healthy blogs!!
That's when Sam and I realized:
The computer was calling us fat. And it was totally right.
So, long story short, today in Bio Sam and I got dissed by the school computer. =(
So we found a couple cool ones, one in a foriegn language, and then they started talking about body-buliding and losing weight.. so Sam and I were like, "what the?" And they just wouldn't stop.. it was like an invasion of healthy blogs!!
That's when Sam and I realized:
The computer was calling us fat. And it was totally right.
So, long story short, today in Bio Sam and I got dissed by the school computer. =(
Happy Birthday Alice!!!!!!
I mean it this time and I'm sorry I beat you in gym today, it is kind of hard when you would laugh ever time I hit the birdie! But I really want to have a free day in gym. Oh, by the way lauren, I don't need you and Brianna stealing all my stuff at the lunch table and writing in my planner. I have other people doing that already. Love you guys
19 November, 2009
Proclamation to be Un-emotional
I here by proclaim that I will not post on emotional topics for me until the day after I read them. That way you will be spared my emotional wrath, maybe. For it is terribly possible that I will have calmed down by then.
I also hereby apologize for being an emotional person. But I am a woman, so you might have to just get over it.
I also hereby apologize for being an emotional person. But I am a woman, so you might have to just get over it.
he better move out
Well I have had the joy of my brother being gone all week on his senior trip. It has been heaven. Well i just pray to god that he moves out right after graduation. You know, and moves a couple hours away and shows up for holidays and stuff. some of you guys have older siblings, do you want them GONE too? Or am i a total dou**e of a sister!?
Y M C Othajigga
not saying u should quit this one but i have created othajigga -the blog send me your email if u want to join.
prostitute!
"you can chuck a marshmellow with a sharpied smiley face on it at a girl, but they'll always make it out to be a boulder on fire that ripped a hole through their chest and killed three helpless children in the process. The girl will always get the sympathy....mainly because they complain more and no one wants to hear it." - Author Unknown
18 November, 2009
Oh happy day!
Today is the day we offically passed up teh honors blog in number of posts.. congrats everyone!
No answers suck.
Well i don't know why I'm posting so much in a row.. maybe I'm trying to make up for all the time i didn't post.
But today in history really got to me. Mr. Warner, however much a goof he can be, really makes me think so hard that my brow will actually furrow and I can feel the electricity in my brain spreading across trying to make sense of the things he says. Those things he says, aren't just facts about history... their riddles of questions.... like the essential questions Rut made us do, only they are about our past, our history, our world...
What is the purpose of having to have an answer to everything? What makes us hate things we cannot figure out? Has our society made us act like this, or by our own will did we become this way? Is our education system make us think like this? If we changed it, would people start thinking differently?
What is a good decision? Is there such thing as a good decision? Is it the same thing as the right decision? What is good? Who decides what's good? Are the people we deem weird or sick in the world not get the truth, or are they the right ones?
What is in our best interest? What do we really want in life, and why? What makes us place high value on things and none on others? Is what we value really motivate us to make the choices we do?
Do humans really have free will, or are they always predictable? If in some set equation, will we always do the same thing? Or will one time when I drop something, will it float and our entire world be disproved? Do we have the power to predict anything, or answer anything? If not, why do we attempt to?
In the course of forty minutes... all these questions were asked... and made to ponder...
Welcome to basic World History 11... its a duzzy.
:] <-----do this
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
Adutls: They spend the first 2 years of their life teachingus to walk and talk. Then they spend the next 16 yearstelling us to sit down and shut-up.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby"has never tried it.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
They say procrastination is the reason for my sorrow / I don't know what that big word means, I'll look it up tomorrow - Unknown
There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay.
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
I felt like quotes from a LONG time ago today... also does anyone have any mints? XD!!!!!!
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
Adutls: They spend the first 2 years of their life teachingus to walk and talk. Then they spend the next 16 yearstelling us to sit down and shut-up.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby"has never tried it.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
They say procrastination is the reason for my sorrow / I don't know what that big word means, I'll look it up tomorrow - Unknown
There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay.
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
I felt like quotes from a LONG time ago today... also does anyone have any mints? XD!!!!!!
formal apoligy: i kid. im sorry
i wrote you were a whore Completely Joking! im sorry im insanely sarcastic and have a weird sense of humor. i actually wasnt angry about the note at all. I already had a pretty strong hunch what it was about(ive already known you liked my for a While now) and i was right. but maybe its better this way ur mad at me for calling you a whore and not for turning u down cuz i see nothing in you past a friend
Whoo Shark Babies
So I just read on Igoogle cause Brianna and I are in Bio and of course, playing around in the hall on the macs. That tiger shark embryos fight each other in the mother's womb and the survivor is the baby shark that is born. Talk about sibling rivalry!! ;p
New quote "When a government is big enough to grant you everything you want, it is strong enough to take away everything you have" ---Thomas Jefferson
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and will lose both" ---Ben Franklin
"He that lives upon hope will die fasting" ---Ben Franklin
17 November, 2009
Willie
I am not a whore. I have a perfectly acceptable life.
If u really want to know the first part of the note just said that if Kat started hanging off of u on Friday, i was going to flip. U know why? Cause I LIKED you Willie!!! Malvey and Sarah and everybody agree with me, becasue they supported me! I was going to ask you out tomorrow Willie! I had finally gathered up the courage to expose myself to the pain of rejection! Now, I don't even want to see you! I don't love you anymore though cause ur a piece of insulting, stuck up crap and i don't even remember what i saw in you.
hate you for life
-Used to love Hartzell
If u really want to know the first part of the note just said that if Kat started hanging off of u on Friday, i was going to flip. U know why? Cause I LIKED you Willie!!! Malvey and Sarah and everybody agree with me, becasue they supported me! I was going to ask you out tomorrow Willie! I had finally gathered up the courage to expose myself to the pain of rejection! Now, I don't even want to see you! I don't love you anymore though cause ur a piece of insulting, stuck up crap and i don't even remember what i saw in you.
hate you for life
-Used to love Hartzell
Serially
So Seriously people! On this New York we need to pull a brillant prank!! Just saying we really do! So what do you guys think it could be? Any suggestions?! I mean awesome people pull senior pranks but what about choir pranks>? ....Just my honest opinion.'
Sin. apparently prego (thanks guys!! -especially Brandon, that a******!) Vasi!
Sin. apparently prego (thanks guys!! -especially Brandon, that a******!) Vasi!
haha
hey everyone but faith,
ur awesome!!! I haven't posted or commented in a while. Well never fear, cuz im back with a vengance i left a lil' suprise EVERYWHERE for u all to enjoy(except faith) ,payback for the whole note about me thing hey, y is our backround dots, when we are awesome squiggles? hey i think that whole servey thing is bogus i would win if i was on there haha and who ever voted for faith is a suck up by the way...... did u know faith is a whore? haha
ur awesome!!! I haven't posted or commented in a while. Well never fear, cuz im back with a vengance i left a lil' suprise EVERYWHERE for u all to enjoy(except faith) ,payback for the whole note about me thing hey, y is our backround dots, when we are awesome squiggles? hey i think that whole servey thing is bogus i would win if i was on there haha and who ever voted for faith is a suck up by the way...... did u know faith is a whore? haha
Weird Coral Fact....Thanks Baker, I didnt need to research this ...really
Okay i researched the Great Barrier reef and look what i found out about coral spawning.
WHAT ABOUT CORAL SPAWNING ?
Every year over one third of the reef's 350 species of coral reproduce sexually during a mass spawning event.
Every year over one third of the reef's 350 species of coral reproduce sexually during a mass spawning event.
Spawning always takes place at night, and follows any time up to six days after the full moon. Eggs and sperm are released into the water where they eventually combine to form a free swimming planktonic larval stage.
AND IT HIT ME...Briannas it child with Tom, little Tomika, can reproduce this way....with itself!! WIN...and very freaky! :)
PS: Tweeter told me to put this on the blog. Yell at her. Unless you like it, then you can give your thanx - to me, of course. :)
16 November, 2009
The Most Amazing Note EVER!! (maybe)
So today in history I started writing a note to Sarah about Willie, then I gave it to Malvey (still not giving it to willie) and then it became a conversation between me and malvey, which we would let Alice read. Willie proceeded to get really mad and snatch said note, only to be retrived by malvey just in time. Good move malvey.
Alas, here is what said note holds within it's papery and graphite clutches! I am editing out teh part about Willie, and will send that to you in an e-mail if your name is not Jared Mathews or were there to witness said event.
~Oops I almost forgot! If she (kat) starts hanging on you (Malvey) I'll help Shelby beat her up. Lolz soory late reaction!
~We need Money? And sounds good =P Kat wants me naked O.O help me
~I definately will stop her before she starts tearing clothes off with her teeth =)
~Creepy O.o and only u, Shelby, and Becca can ge me naked xD
~Ow ow! rotfl
~HahaxD raped by sharpies (it's a band bus thing. Which for now on I will forever check my but after getting drunk. =P)
~Thanks Malvey you always make me feel better!
~Teehee. Don't forget Proha Arted
~And truth or dare, or better yet, Hot Seat!!
~Oh, Kinky Kniky ;D
~Yep yeps! haha!
~Let's get naked and party!
That's it in it's amazingness!
Alas, here is what said note holds within it's papery and graphite clutches! I am editing out teh part about Willie, and will send that to you in an e-mail if your name is not Jared Mathews or were there to witness said event.
~Oops I almost forgot! If she (kat) starts hanging on you (Malvey) I'll help Shelby beat her up. Lolz soory late reaction!
~We need Money? And sounds good =P Kat wants me naked O.O help me
~I definately will stop her before she starts tearing clothes off with her teeth =)
~Creepy O.o and only u, Shelby, and Becca can ge me naked xD
~Ow ow! rotfl
~HahaxD raped by sharpies (it's a band bus thing. Which for now on I will forever check my but after getting drunk. =P)
~Thanks Malvey you always make me feel better!
~Teehee. Don't forget Proha Arted
~And truth or dare, or better yet, Hot Seat!!
~Oh, Kinky Kniky ;D
~Yep yeps! haha!
~Let's get naked and party!
That's it in it's amazingness!
Do you want hits?
Soo guys....
Do you see that little map down there by followers? That's a Clustermap. That amazing little map is going to show us who has looked at our humble little blog.
Now, the only way they can find our blog (other than pushing the next blog button) is by Googling.
The only way Google can use us in a search (and they will I've seen it done) is if you tag your posts. All it takes is an extra few seconds to type in one or three words about you blog post.
So if we all tag our posts, we'll get more hits from cool places!!
We already have one from mid-continental America!!
=)
Do you see that little map down there by followers? That's a Clustermap. That amazing little map is going to show us who has looked at our humble little blog.
Now, the only way they can find our blog (other than pushing the next blog button) is by Googling.
The only way Google can use us in a search (and they will I've seen it done) is if you tag your posts. All it takes is an extra few seconds to type in one or three words about you blog post.
So if we all tag our posts, we'll get more hits from cool places!!
We already have one from mid-continental America!!
=)
12 November, 2009
My Story Part Two
We pick it up where emily asked how Brianna getting pregnant with 3 different men, having 4 kinds (preggo with the fifth) could be easy, and Brianna has just said "Its a long story."
Sam: Then you'd better get started telling it then, huh?
Brianna: Shut up, Sam.
Lauren: I don't remember you being so sarcastic.
Jordan: I do. (sad frown) but then Sam had Jordanitis.
Sam I'm getting it right now, actually. I'm beginning to remember why I was so eager to get away from you people!
Lauren: Eager, huh? Was that why you cried like a baby on graduation day?
Sam: Lauren! You know we are never supposed to talk about graduation day around Jolie!
Jolie: Its okay. I'm over it now.
Brianna: Really? I didn't think you would ever get over that. How'd you manage it?
Jordan: 5 years of therapy.
Jolie: Jordan! You promised you wouldn't tell! I should sue you for violating my privacy. You were my doctor, you're not allowed to talk about that!
Emily: What happened on graduation day?
Jordan: I'd forgotten you missed graduation.
Sam: Yeah, Emily, why didn't you go to graduation?
Emily: (sighing) I drove my car through a glass window store front.
Sam: Idiot.
Emily: I had to miss a squirrel. He was such a cute little squirrel-
(Jordan cuts Emily off mid-sentence)
Jordan: I shot him.
Emily: What?!
Jordan: I found him and shot him. It was his fault you wrecked. That and I love killing things.
Sam: (rolls her eyes) I can't believe you were allowed to become a therapist. Who would come see you?
Jordan: (shrugging her shoulders nonchalantly) Jolie did.
Emily: YOU SHOT THE SQUIRREL? You mean I WRECKED MY CAR to avoid hitting it, and you went back and SHOT IT? I wrecked my car FOR NOTHING!?
Jordan: (grinning) You're welcome. Anyways, back to the topic of why Jolie hates to think about graduation.
Sam: She got drunk, and I mean SMASHED!! The night before graduation.
Jolie: Jordan's fault.
Jordan: It's not my fault you can't hold your liquor.
Sam: Anyway, so when she went to get her diploma, she stumbled and fell down, and then she threw up right on the principal's feet. And when Walters flipped, Jolie said, 'Relax man, you're a piece of throw-up anyway. It'll blend right in.' Walters was pissed and called the police so Jolie spent graduation at the police station. After being hauled away in handcuffs shouting, 'You'll never take me alive coppers!' Like a bad line from an even worse movie.
Jolie: Can we just forget about that? I want to hear Brianna's story.
(SIDE NOTE THE PENS JUST SCORED!!!!!!! GO FEDOTENKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Brianna: Okay, okay. So right after graduation Christopher and I decided to get married. We were so happy. a year later we had the twins, Christina and Bryce. They were about two years old when the insanity started.
Lauren: What happened?
Brianna: Adam. He'd just broken up with his girlfriend, and as we all know he'd always been in love with me. Well, he asked me on a date as friends and I said yes. Well he got me drunk and convinced me he was Christopher.
Sam: Wait a sec. You were married to Christopher, had been married to him for three years, and you couldn't tell the difference between him and Adam?
Jordan: DUH, she was drunk.
Brianna: Yeah Sam, shut up.
Sam: hummph.
Brianna: As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted, I thought Adam was Christopher. He took me to a hotel. And nine months later, Britney and Adam jr. were born. Christopher and I managed to work through it.
Jordan: So who was the girlfriend that had broken up with Adam?
Brianna: I don't know. He never said.
(Lauren looks away nervously, trying to make herself invisible)
Jordan: I'm surprised you and Christopher were able to work through it.
Brianna: It was a lot easier once Adam came out of the closet.
Lauren: I knew IT! I knew Adam was gay! He had that vibe- I know my gay people!
Brianna: Then why were you in love with him?
Lauren: I wasn't sure he was gay. Now that I know he is I'm relieved that I broke up with him before he broke up wi- ( she cuts herself off, can't believe what she has just said)
Brianna: I KNEW IT! Do you still love him?
Lauren: ( avoiding the question) I'm so embarrassed. Oh my gosh, did I turn him gay? that would be just my luck- apparently I'm so hard to be with that guys decide its better to be gay then deal with crazy women. I wonder who the hell the guy was that stole his heart!?
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!
Do I have you hooked yet? Have I offended anyone yet? If so...you're welcome!! Gotta love the critics!!!
Sam: Then you'd better get started telling it then, huh?
Brianna: Shut up, Sam.
Lauren: I don't remember you being so sarcastic.
Jordan: I do. (sad frown) but then Sam had Jordanitis.
Sam I'm getting it right now, actually. I'm beginning to remember why I was so eager to get away from you people!
Lauren: Eager, huh? Was that why you cried like a baby on graduation day?
Sam: Lauren! You know we are never supposed to talk about graduation day around Jolie!
Jolie: Its okay. I'm over it now.
Brianna: Really? I didn't think you would ever get over that. How'd you manage it?
Jordan: 5 years of therapy.
Jolie: Jordan! You promised you wouldn't tell! I should sue you for violating my privacy. You were my doctor, you're not allowed to talk about that!
Emily: What happened on graduation day?
Jordan: I'd forgotten you missed graduation.
Sam: Yeah, Emily, why didn't you go to graduation?
Emily: (sighing) I drove my car through a glass window store front.
Sam: Idiot.
Emily: I had to miss a squirrel. He was such a cute little squirrel-
(Jordan cuts Emily off mid-sentence)
Jordan: I shot him.
Emily: What?!
Jordan: I found him and shot him. It was his fault you wrecked. That and I love killing things.
Sam: (rolls her eyes) I can't believe you were allowed to become a therapist. Who would come see you?
Jordan: (shrugging her shoulders nonchalantly) Jolie did.
Emily: YOU SHOT THE SQUIRREL? You mean I WRECKED MY CAR to avoid hitting it, and you went back and SHOT IT? I wrecked my car FOR NOTHING!?
Jordan: (grinning) You're welcome. Anyways, back to the topic of why Jolie hates to think about graduation.
Sam: She got drunk, and I mean SMASHED!! The night before graduation.
Jolie: Jordan's fault.
Jordan: It's not my fault you can't hold your liquor.
Sam: Anyway, so when she went to get her diploma, she stumbled and fell down, and then she threw up right on the principal's feet. And when Walters flipped, Jolie said, 'Relax man, you're a piece of throw-up anyway. It'll blend right in.' Walters was pissed and called the police so Jolie spent graduation at the police station. After being hauled away in handcuffs shouting, 'You'll never take me alive coppers!' Like a bad line from an even worse movie.
Jolie: Can we just forget about that? I want to hear Brianna's story.
(SIDE NOTE THE PENS JUST SCORED!!!!!!! GO FEDOTENKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Brianna: Okay, okay. So right after graduation Christopher and I decided to get married. We were so happy. a year later we had the twins, Christina and Bryce. They were about two years old when the insanity started.
Lauren: What happened?
Brianna: Adam. He'd just broken up with his girlfriend, and as we all know he'd always been in love with me. Well, he asked me on a date as friends and I said yes. Well he got me drunk and convinced me he was Christopher.
Sam: Wait a sec. You were married to Christopher, had been married to him for three years, and you couldn't tell the difference between him and Adam?
Jordan: DUH, she was drunk.
Brianna: Yeah Sam, shut up.
Sam: hummph.
Brianna: As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted, I thought Adam was Christopher. He took me to a hotel. And nine months later, Britney and Adam jr. were born. Christopher and I managed to work through it.
Jordan: So who was the girlfriend that had broken up with Adam?
Brianna: I don't know. He never said.
(Lauren looks away nervously, trying to make herself invisible)
Jordan: I'm surprised you and Christopher were able to work through it.
Brianna: It was a lot easier once Adam came out of the closet.
Lauren: I knew IT! I knew Adam was gay! He had that vibe- I know my gay people!
Brianna: Then why were you in love with him?
Lauren: I wasn't sure he was gay. Now that I know he is I'm relieved that I broke up with him before he broke up wi- ( she cuts herself off, can't believe what she has just said)
Brianna: I KNEW IT! Do you still love him?
Lauren: ( avoiding the question) I'm so embarrassed. Oh my gosh, did I turn him gay? that would be just my luck- apparently I'm so hard to be with that guys decide its better to be gay then deal with crazy women. I wonder who the hell the guy was that stole his heart!?
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!
Do I have you hooked yet? Have I offended anyone yet? If so...you're welcome!! Gotta love the critics!!!
11 November, 2009
Pattington
Ok. So here's what has happened that brought on the absence of Pattington.
Fyi: DO NOT TELL KAT!!!
Anyway, Sarah said one day, why hasn't Kat picked up her Pattington? And then I thought, would she notice if it was gone? So I got to plotting. Another day in History I asked Vaughn if he would tell a student who took something of theirs if it suddenly went missing. I know, a dumb question, but he said no, so I plotted some more.
So today in US History I grabbed Pattington and sat him on my lap. He came out in the hall with me when the bell rang. he spent .5 seconds in the top of Shelby's locker. I told David he was there, and he said "I'll put him in my locker Kat never goes there." I said Go for it! So that's where he stayed till SSR.
During SSR Malvey caught me in my locker and we pretty unceremoniously shoved him in my backpack and zipped it up. Now he lies in my room, waiting.
My question to you is, what should the ransom for Pattington be? I can't think of anything good enough.. I need the help of my fellow Squiggles...
Fyi: DO NOT TELL KAT!!!
Anyway, Sarah said one day, why hasn't Kat picked up her Pattington? And then I thought, would she notice if it was gone? So I got to plotting. Another day in History I asked Vaughn if he would tell a student who took something of theirs if it suddenly went missing. I know, a dumb question, but he said no, so I plotted some more.
So today in US History I grabbed Pattington and sat him on my lap. He came out in the hall with me when the bell rang. he spent .5 seconds in the top of Shelby's locker. I told David he was there, and he said "I'll put him in my locker Kat never goes there." I said Go for it! So that's where he stayed till SSR.
During SSR Malvey caught me in my locker and we pretty unceremoniously shoved him in my backpack and zipped it up. Now he lies in my room, waiting.
My question to you is, what should the ransom for Pattington be? I can't think of anything good enough.. I need the help of my fellow Squiggles...
Bella DIes
Okay you know how in lunch i told you there is a youtube video where Edward Kills Bella? I thought i would post it here so you guys could check it out. You seemed to find the idea amusing.
I linked it from Edward Kills Bella? hope the link works :)
10 November, 2009
SONGS!!
You guys had to know it was coming! My favorite songs!
99 Red Balloons, Goldfinger
Riptide, Sick Puppies
Polyamorous, Breaking Benjamin
Until the End, Breaking Benjamin
Helena, MCR
Where Is Your Boy Tonight, Fall Out Boy
What a Catch Donnie, FOB
I F****** Hate You, Godsmack
I Want You to Want Me, Cheap Trick
Underclass Hero, Sum 41
Over and Out, Alkaline Trio
I'd Do Anything, Simple Plan
High School Never Ends, Bowling for Soup
Message in a Bottle, The Police
American Pie, Don McLean
Say Hey, Michael Franti & Spearhead
Cowboy Cassanova, Carrie Underwood
I Hope You Dance, Lee Ann Womack
I'm Not Dead, Pink
Don't Let Me Get Me, Pink
My World, Avril Lavigne
Mad World, Gary Jules
Bad Things, Jace Everett
Rooftops, Lostprophets
Come One, Come All, All Time Low
It's a Business Doing Pleasure with You, Tim McGraw
Something's Gotta Give, LeAnn Rimes
Poppin' Champagne, All Time Low
Headless Boogie, ICP
Love Drunk, Boys Like Girls
Damned If I Do Ya Damned If I Don't, All Time Low
Out of My Head, Fastball
Love Addict, Family Force 5
Sound of Madness, Shinedown
Curse of Curves, Cute is What We Aim For
Imagine, John Lennon
Jesus of Suburbia, Green Day
21 Guns, Green Day
Hello Seattle, Owl City
Fireflies, Owl City
Ticks, Brad Paisley
Simple Love, Alison Krauss
The Bird and The Worm, The Used
Bodybag, Hit The Lights
Ready to Fall, Rise Against
Audience of One, Rise Against
Hero of War, Rise Against
Must Be Doing Something Right, Billy Currington
....and many many more I know I am Forgetting and will probably add later.....hehe much kudos! idk what that means lol
Sin. Vasi
99 Red Balloons, Goldfinger
Riptide, Sick Puppies
Polyamorous, Breaking Benjamin
Until the End, Breaking Benjamin
Helena, MCR
Where Is Your Boy Tonight, Fall Out Boy
What a Catch Donnie, FOB
I F****** Hate You, Godsmack
I Want You to Want Me, Cheap Trick
Underclass Hero, Sum 41
Over and Out, Alkaline Trio
I'd Do Anything, Simple Plan
High School Never Ends, Bowling for Soup
Message in a Bottle, The Police
American Pie, Don McLean
Say Hey, Michael Franti & Spearhead
Cowboy Cassanova, Carrie Underwood
I Hope You Dance, Lee Ann Womack
I'm Not Dead, Pink
Don't Let Me Get Me, Pink
My World, Avril Lavigne
Mad World, Gary Jules
Bad Things, Jace Everett
Rooftops, Lostprophets
Come One, Come All, All Time Low
It's a Business Doing Pleasure with You, Tim McGraw
Something's Gotta Give, LeAnn Rimes
Poppin' Champagne, All Time Low
Headless Boogie, ICP
Love Drunk, Boys Like Girls
Damned If I Do Ya Damned If I Don't, All Time Low
Out of My Head, Fastball
Love Addict, Family Force 5
Sound of Madness, Shinedown
Curse of Curves, Cute is What We Aim For
Imagine, John Lennon
Jesus of Suburbia, Green Day
21 Guns, Green Day
Hello Seattle, Owl City
Fireflies, Owl City
Ticks, Brad Paisley
Simple Love, Alison Krauss
The Bird and The Worm, The Used
Bodybag, Hit The Lights
Ready to Fall, Rise Against
Audience of One, Rise Against
Hero of War, Rise Against
Must Be Doing Something Right, Billy Currington
....and many many more I know I am Forgetting and will probably add later.....hehe much kudos! idk what that means lol
Sin. Vasi
My Metamorphosis
Sigh the last on I posted had much more flare to it.. it's on teh honors blog.. but i don't need to give you guys teh theatrics, or spelling.. i only do it on the blog so i might get "impressed points". Ah wells.. here's my wordle about my paragraph in the Metemorphosis..
Thank you so very much wordle for this lovely piece of art. http://www.wordle.net/
09 November, 2009
Bowling in a skirt...
So at Kat's party on Saturday, you know bowling and all, David came in late and well...he was in a skirt (not that you didnt look smexy David) I'm just sayin...bowling in a skirt? idk. but neway it was hillarious!! He was all like ...well he can post about himself! but yeah just thought I would try and get you guys to bug him about posting about it! But hey, I actually got 110 the last game!!! and I can't even bowl it right! I granny bowl! hehe! But (and this is sooo messed up) I got a strike...right thats what its called?! well yeah i got one granny bowling! and i got a lot of cookies! but it was great! okay sarah and david can post about what else happpened!!! byes! loves you all!
Sin. Vasi
Oh and P.S. I pulled David's skirt down! hehe I deskirted him!! lol
08 November, 2009
My Story (based on lunch conversations)
Ok so in lunch Lauren, Jolie, Brianna, Emily, Katy and I were envisioning what would happen at the class of 2012's 10th reunion. We came up with a bunch of possible results and I decided to write down a possible scenario. The following is what I have come up with so far. You can add on to my story if you want or come up with your own- I thought it could be a fun game and we could see how different our stories end up becoming. I shared the idea with Lauren and Bree and they liked it. (And by the way, Lauren came up with the name of Jolies "husband")
Where the story came from:
We had decided at lunch that:
I (Jordan) would be a 28 year old virgin cuz i dont believe in premarital sex.
Sam would be a newlywed whos pregnant but doesnt know it yet.
Jolie will be married with 3 kids.
Brianna would have 5 kids with three different guys. A set of twins with Christopher, a set of twins with Adam, and one child (an it) with Tom- he raped her. lol
Lauren has recently eloped, doesnt know with who, and is pregant.
Emily is going to be a farmer with a very interesting side that no one will see coming!!!
Class Reunion in 2022
10th year reunion
Location: Keystone High School Gym
opening setting: Jolie, Lauren, Sam, and Jordan are standing talking, catching up with one another.
Sam: So Jolie, what have you been up to?
Lauren: Yeah Jo. Did you ever fufill your lifelong dream of doing a black guy?
Jolie: Yeah, I did actually. We have three kids.
Jordan: Wow, thats shocking.
Jolie: But he isnt really black, you see. He was just born into a black community so he acts black.
Jordan: So is it true then?
Jolie: Is what true?
Sam: Are black guys really bigger?
Jolie: I told you Jesus (pronounced Hey-Seus) isn't black.
Lauren: You said he was. Huh?
Jolie: He acts like it. And our son acts like it too.
Sam: So your daughters were born white and your son black?
(Jolie hits her face with her palm)
Jolie: NO!! For the last time, Jesus was born into a white family but he acts black.
Sam: Acts black? Are you being racist even though you married a black guy? That is wrong on so many levels!
(Jesus walks by, waving at Jolie)
Jordan: Jo, he is so a black guy.
(Jolie muffles a scream of irritation.)
Lauren and Sam: He is so black. Your so right.
Jolie: Whatever you say.
Lauren: So, are black guys bigger?
Jolie: Figure it out for yourself.
Lauren: But I'm married.
Sam: To who?
Lauren: I don't know. I sorta got drunk and eloped and I can't remember his name.
Jordan: Bad Lauren.
Lauren: It gets worse.
Sam: How could it get worse?
Lauren: I'm pregnant.
Sam: Ha ha. I may have just gotten married but I'm so relieved I'm not pregant.
(Brianna walks up, dragging 3 men and 5 kids)
Brianna: Aren't we all?
Sam: HEY!
Brianna: Just speaking the truth. So whats wrong with Lauren?
Jolie: Some hick knocked her up and ran off.
Lauren: Who said he was a hick?
Jolie: You were never attracted to smart men.
Brianna: If he could count to 2 he wasnt the guy for you.
Lauren: Its okay. I didnt't love him anyway. I was just drunk. And he was sexy. Even if he wasnt black.
Jordan: I can't believe you.
Lauren: Come on Jordan, no way are you a 28 year old virgin.
(Jordan's boyfriend walks by)
Jordans boyfriend: Yeah she is. Believe me. ( he sighs)
Brianna: You have him so whipped.
Jordan: I just think theres a right way of doing things. And I'm still hoping to meet Jordan Staal one day.
Sam: Jordan, thats not gonna happen okay!?
Jordan: (glaring) dream squisher!! Anyway, Bree, I see that you dont think theres a right way of doing something.
Lauren: Yeah Bri. At least I'm not trying to single-handedly populate western Pennsylvania. I dont have 5 kids with three different guys. And Jordan will be proud of me, because I'm technically married.
(Jordan sighs)
Jordan: for all the wrong reasons though.
Lauren: Would you rather I not be married at all? I have a plan.
Sam: I can't wait to hear this. (rolls eyes)
Jordan: So who fathered all of your kids? How'd that happen?
(Emily walks up)
Emily: How'd what happen?
Jordan: Miss. Model Mother Of The Year here has 5 kids with 3 different men.
Emily: Wow. That must have taken a lot of effort. I dont think I could manage that even if I wanted too.
Brianna: It happened pretty easily actually.
Emily: How could that happen easily?
Brianna: It's a long story.
OK THATS THE END SO FAR!!!!!!! Either continue here, write your own, or take part of my story and branch off in a different direction. It's your choice!!! Have fun with it!!!! I'm going to write more in my spare time and post it here as the story develops.
Where the story came from:
We had decided at lunch that:
I (Jordan) would be a 28 year old virgin cuz i dont believe in premarital sex.
Sam would be a newlywed whos pregnant but doesnt know it yet.
Jolie will be married with 3 kids.
Brianna would have 5 kids with three different guys. A set of twins with Christopher, a set of twins with Adam, and one child (an it) with Tom- he raped her. lol
Lauren has recently eloped, doesnt know with who, and is pregant.
Emily is going to be a farmer with a very interesting side that no one will see coming!!!
Class Reunion in 2022
10th year reunion
Location: Keystone High School Gym
opening setting: Jolie, Lauren, Sam, and Jordan are standing talking, catching up with one another.
Sam: So Jolie, what have you been up to?
Lauren: Yeah Jo. Did you ever fufill your lifelong dream of doing a black guy?
Jolie: Yeah, I did actually. We have three kids.
Jordan: Wow, thats shocking.
Jolie: But he isnt really black, you see. He was just born into a black community so he acts black.
Jordan: So is it true then?
Jolie: Is what true?
Sam: Are black guys really bigger?
Jolie: I told you Jesus (pronounced Hey-Seus) isn't black.
Lauren: You said he was. Huh?
Jolie: He acts like it. And our son acts like it too.
Sam: So your daughters were born white and your son black?
(Jolie hits her face with her palm)
Jolie: NO!! For the last time, Jesus was born into a white family but he acts black.
Sam: Acts black? Are you being racist even though you married a black guy? That is wrong on so many levels!
(Jesus walks by, waving at Jolie)
Jordan: Jo, he is so a black guy.
(Jolie muffles a scream of irritation.)
Lauren and Sam: He is so black. Your so right.
Jolie: Whatever you say.
Lauren: So, are black guys bigger?
Jolie: Figure it out for yourself.
Lauren: But I'm married.
Sam: To who?
Lauren: I don't know. I sorta got drunk and eloped and I can't remember his name.
Jordan: Bad Lauren.
Lauren: It gets worse.
Sam: How could it get worse?
Lauren: I'm pregnant.
Sam: Ha ha. I may have just gotten married but I'm so relieved I'm not pregant.
(Brianna walks up, dragging 3 men and 5 kids)
Brianna: Aren't we all?
Sam: HEY!
Brianna: Just speaking the truth. So whats wrong with Lauren?
Jolie: Some hick knocked her up and ran off.
Lauren: Who said he was a hick?
Jolie: You were never attracted to smart men.
Brianna: If he could count to 2 he wasnt the guy for you.
Lauren: Its okay. I didnt't love him anyway. I was just drunk. And he was sexy. Even if he wasnt black.
Jordan: I can't believe you.
Lauren: Come on Jordan, no way are you a 28 year old virgin.
(Jordan's boyfriend walks by)
Jordans boyfriend: Yeah she is. Believe me. ( he sighs)
Brianna: You have him so whipped.
Jordan: I just think theres a right way of doing things. And I'm still hoping to meet Jordan Staal one day.
Sam: Jordan, thats not gonna happen okay!?
Jordan: (glaring) dream squisher!! Anyway, Bree, I see that you dont think theres a right way of doing something.
Lauren: Yeah Bri. At least I'm not trying to single-handedly populate western Pennsylvania. I dont have 5 kids with three different guys. And Jordan will be proud of me, because I'm technically married.
(Jordan sighs)
Jordan: for all the wrong reasons though.
Lauren: Would you rather I not be married at all? I have a plan.
Sam: I can't wait to hear this. (rolls eyes)
Jordan: So who fathered all of your kids? How'd that happen?
(Emily walks up)
Emily: How'd what happen?
Jordan: Miss. Model Mother Of The Year here has 5 kids with 3 different men.
Emily: Wow. That must have taken a lot of effort. I dont think I could manage that even if I wanted too.
Brianna: It happened pretty easily actually.
Emily: How could that happen easily?
Brianna: It's a long story.
OK THATS THE END SO FAR!!!!!!! Either continue here, write your own, or take part of my story and branch off in a different direction. It's your choice!!! Have fun with it!!!! I'm going to write more in my spare time and post it here as the story develops.
05 November, 2009
OMG!
OMG! You can feed the FISH!!! That just absolutely made my day!! now im just randomly sitting here feeding the fish!! lol ...i named them!!! love you guys!!!!
So you know what I want to do before I die?...
Okay so this right HERE is the warning to this next blog! This post may be offensive to some viewers and if you are a sensitive person with no sense of humor whatsoever do not -I REPEAT- DO NOT- read this post any further! but since you are now hooked on this and cannot stop -please do not be offended. This was a lunch table conversation and is not meant to be racist, sexist, disturbing ...well okay yeah that last one...but you get it~
Okay so not exactly sure what was being talked about first but I will start at where I came into the conversation. So I'm sitting there and all the sudden I hear Jolie say she wants to like Sam's a** with her tongue...well I was like WTF?!
Story: Sam decided that out of all the people at our lunch table besides me! she would be the first one to end up in an insane asylum...sp? So she wants to cut out her tongue with a spork and lick her eye...?! yeah...Well Jolie wants to cut out her tongue to lick someone's a** and i think it was Jordan who said she wanted to lick Sam's a** or her own? idk
Then we decided Emily would be the first person, because it's always the quiet ones, to bring in a gun to school and take over! I asked her very politely if I could be spared. Hey it's everyone for themself!
So the next day I feel I have to share my bus story with my table since it invloved Sam's brother and all. Okay so on the bus it's me, Tom, Simon, Logan and Adam and Tom asks Simon if he's gonna be a Navy Seal. Well, Tom, I said, are you gonna be a Navy Seal?! I mean you know what they do to them don't you?! And he's what... They drop them off in the middle of the woods, I said, capture them, tie them to a chair and tortue them. you know break some bones, cut em' up and stuff. Well Tom being the big idiot that he is (jk) laughs starts saying thats okay he likes it rough, with chains and whips and things. Simon's like no, dumb*** she means they tortue you and Toms like yeah I like it Kinky! wtf... Simons says yeah you'd be tied to a bed and some hot chick would come in and cut of your ...you know what Ankara... and then you'd have nothin. Toms goes no thats too rough! I just laugh and say he doesnt have nothin anyway! Well then we onto this topic about how a doc can cut off one of his fingers and sew it on down there...I said the pinky cause it's the same size and all.... Tom's like ya know I don't need my right arm. just cut it all off and put it down there! (bad tom!) Well then they start talking about it more and more in detail until Tom got off the bus...
So in lunch the next day I tell this story to my table and low and behold -we start talking about whether or not black guys are really bigger than white guys.... yeah this is where the warning comes into play...
Well half way through lunch Jolie asks "So you know what I want to do before I die?" and before I really thought about it, I'm like "...a black guy?" and Bri starts to like die laughing and Jolie's like NO! -she wants to run between two black guys and yell OREO! well then Sammy on here needs to post what she came up with after that but yeah.... gotta love our lunch table!
oh and P.S. Katie wanted me to post this little story. Apparently on the band jackets there are these little hooks on the front and Katie and Tom where talking on the bus and all the sudden she's like, hey Tom you wanna be my hooker and he's like but it's dark and she goes, I thought it was better in the dark!
Yeah, I hope reading that cheered up your day!! Don't be angered Ankara by the story it was funny!!
Sin. Vasi
Okay so not exactly sure what was being talked about first but I will start at where I came into the conversation. So I'm sitting there and all the sudden I hear Jolie say she wants to like Sam's a** with her tongue...well I was like WTF?!
Story: Sam decided that out of all the people at our lunch table besides me! she would be the first one to end up in an insane asylum...sp? So she wants to cut out her tongue with a spork and lick her eye...?! yeah...Well Jolie wants to cut out her tongue to lick someone's a** and i think it was Jordan who said she wanted to lick Sam's a** or her own? idk
Then we decided Emily would be the first person, because it's always the quiet ones, to bring in a gun to school and take over! I asked her very politely if I could be spared. Hey it's everyone for themself!
So the next day I feel I have to share my bus story with my table since it invloved Sam's brother and all. Okay so on the bus it's me, Tom, Simon, Logan and Adam and Tom asks Simon if he's gonna be a Navy Seal. Well, Tom, I said, are you gonna be a Navy Seal?! I mean you know what they do to them don't you?! And he's what... They drop them off in the middle of the woods, I said, capture them, tie them to a chair and tortue them. you know break some bones, cut em' up and stuff. Well Tom being the big idiot that he is (jk) laughs starts saying thats okay he likes it rough, with chains and whips and things. Simon's like no, dumb*** she means they tortue you and Toms like yeah I like it Kinky! wtf... Simons says yeah you'd be tied to a bed and some hot chick would come in and cut of your ...you know what Ankara... and then you'd have nothin. Toms goes no thats too rough! I just laugh and say he doesnt have nothin anyway! Well then we onto this topic about how a doc can cut off one of his fingers and sew it on down there...I said the pinky cause it's the same size and all.... Tom's like ya know I don't need my right arm. just cut it all off and put it down there! (bad tom!) Well then they start talking about it more and more in detail until Tom got off the bus...
So in lunch the next day I tell this story to my table and low and behold -we start talking about whether or not black guys are really bigger than white guys.... yeah this is where the warning comes into play...
Well half way through lunch Jolie asks "So you know what I want to do before I die?" and before I really thought about it, I'm like "...a black guy?" and Bri starts to like die laughing and Jolie's like NO! -she wants to run between two black guys and yell OREO! well then Sammy on here needs to post what she came up with after that but yeah.... gotta love our lunch table!
oh and P.S. Katie wanted me to post this little story. Apparently on the band jackets there are these little hooks on the front and Katie and Tom where talking on the bus and all the sudden she's like, hey Tom you wanna be my hooker and he's like but it's dark and she goes, I thought it was better in the dark!
Yeah, I hope reading that cheered up your day!! Don't be angered Ankara by the story it was funny!!
Sin. Vasi
03 November, 2009
Me being a smart aleck- cmon dont u expect that by now?
Lol i thought that 2 certain ppl were going to post stories about what was going on at lunch today? ahem (cough)...Lauren...(cough)...Sam.
We were going to talk about the random conversation on Twilight and Harry Potter that somehow led to gym that somehow led to hockey (and my gigantic crush on my favorite hottie...doesnt every conversation lead to hockey with me?? lol) that somehow led to a conversation on cutting out tongues..and doing things with said cut off tongues, and that conversation led to who was going to end up in an insane asylum first. Ill let u guys elaborate more :)
We were going to talk about the random conversation on Twilight and Harry Potter that somehow led to gym that somehow led to hockey (and my gigantic crush on my favorite hottie...doesnt every conversation lead to hockey with me?? lol) that somehow led to a conversation on cutting out tongues..and doing things with said cut off tongues, and that conversation led to who was going to end up in an insane asylum first. Ill let u guys elaborate more :)
02 November, 2009
I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\m/>.<\m/
HEHE, SO I JUST THOUGHT THAT YOU ALL WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS VIDEO OF LAUREN EATING DAVID, AND THE PICTURE OF THE PICNIC TABLE WARMTH PILE!
01 November, 2009
Hey guys
So how was you're Halloween? My was rather dull and rainy. I think the only meaningfull thing I did that day was go to Staples and get the three panaled cardboard for my Holocaust project (is it just me, or do I need a lot of cardboard this year?) I also discovered a new song over the weekend called Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap. It also turns out that I suck at solitaire... yeah... By the way, I just checked Rut's blog and Sarah and Jordan still need to comment on her question. You two are the only two that haven't done it. I still need to spray paint the stupid board...
at least I get to eat salmon today! And in case you were wondering (Jordan) and you probably weren't, I am wearing White right now.
at least I get to eat salmon today! And in case you were wondering (Jordan) and you probably weren't, I am wearing White right now.
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