Some Funny Stuff right there

Some simple truths

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.


2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after blu-ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection... again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this- Ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? **** it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take two trips to bring my groceries in.

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrians I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.
31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey- but I'd bet my *** everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

RAWR!

Ideas for a sweet sixteen? I need some.  All out of birthday party ideas.
I wanna invite tons of people but have no idea what to do with them...

Holy Balls.

SEVENTEEN!!! 17!! Ten plus seven! Wow, I can't believe I made it to this age. Everything is pretty perfect in my mind, and it's pretty nice. Yet it means I'm growing up so fast, and it scares me.

Anywho. Thanks for all the birthday wishes, and/or presents. It's always nice to know I'm loved by people, how are more then friends, they're familia.

Love you guys. <3

Ohhhh Rutski...

I'm so tired I think i'm gonna die!
Love ya bye

Halloween

was good. Last year was great though.. though i might be confusing it with Sarah's sweet sixteen...
Anyway here's a remembrance pic from yester-year! (willie definitely wasn't in the pile)

Halloween FTW!

I'm pumped for Trick-Or-Treating!! I just love this time of year. It's pretty fracking amazing. Right now I'm watching Shaun of the Dead, waiting for Alice, and Wayne to pick me up. Tonight will be a blast, and yeah that's all.

PUMPKINS!!!

Our Pumpkins!!!  I did the two on the left!  I am especially proud of my owl pupmkin (note the extra pic). Look at the v's!  And my jack-o-lanturn face has a bindi. Cultures for the win.  Dad's pumpkin has an amazing face.  The v on top is actually part of the removable top peice.  He just carved it more. Way to make it work!

But yes. Look at the owl!!!

Oh Bells...

"You have a ruler!  And its....."
"Blue?"
"Aquamarine....."

Its too early for that word to not be funny.