31 January, 2010

I didn't do my homework because...

ELLO MY FREAKY DARLINGS! (bonus points if you can figure out what movie that's from!)
once again on my trek through the expansive internet i found something that will make you all smile! and p.s. i'm on a blogging roll! WOO!

I DIDN'T DO MY HOMEWORK BECAUSE...
-I didn't do my history homework because i don't believe in dwelling in the past.
-I didn't want the other kids to look bad.
-A sudden gust of wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.
-Another pupil fell in the lake --this totally reminds me of when Divido kicked his shoe in the pond... good times :)--and i jumped in to rescue him. Unfortunately, my homework drowned.
-Our furnace broke and we had to burn it to keep ourselves from freezing.
-I'm not at liberty to say why.
-I wanted to frame the detention letter you are about to give me.
-It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster, and a bag of frozen peas... you DO NOT wanna know the details! --this one's my favourite!
-My mum used it as a dryer sheet.
-I don't believe in wasting our oxygen by killing trees and making "homework".
WE HAD HOMEWORK!?

10 comments:

  1. I really love the hippo one.. and I remember when Divido kicked his shoe in the pond... even though I wasn't in that class.. hahaha good times. =)

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  2. Oh my Bio Class. I actually miss Divido, sitting behind me. He was my buddy :[

    I love the killing trees one.

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  3. no takers on the bonus points yet? i'm disappointed. :(

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  4. OH I got the bonus.

    The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?

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  5. Dang it Kat got to it before me.. but i sooooooo say teh same thing.. do i get bonus?

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  6. I meant to put it on my first post, but I forgot, until I say Sarah's.

    But Twin. I'll share my point.

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  7. i could have told u the answer off the bat i love the invisible guy he made that movie:)

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