05 January, 2010

FML

So I was kind of down on Sunday and I searched for refuge in the internet. :] not uncommon in todays youth.

So I eventually went to my ol youtube friend Shane D. :] Oh my can he make my day. He really has achieved his goal of taking us out of our dumps and routines and giving me, a person of the world, the gift of laughter and relief. You should probably look him up. His earlier stuff is my fav.

So to even get to the point of watching funny videos i needed to know i wasn't the in the worst situation. So where did i search? fmylife.com :DDDD

Oh my. Some of the best stories in the world can be found there... its like when people are complaining and trying to one up the other in whose life is worse.. so its PERFECT for me trying to find out whose life is better. Let me tell you the tally favorite from asking some people. I went something like this....


"I was taking a shower and I slipped, fell, and hit my head. I started bleeding and i was really in pain and faint. I started moaning and groaning from the pain and i heard the phone ring. My mom answered it and it was from one of my friends i had a crush on. She walked to the bathroom and heard me moaning, then told him.. 'Sorry, she's masterbating in the shower right now, so she's have to call you back....' FML!!!"

So yeah. That's when I knew I wasn't in the worst situation ever. Because that takes the cake... and is freaking hilarious.

Any FMLs from you guys or people you know? Top THIS. :]

4 comments:

  1. that is the f-ing funniest thing I have ever heard in my life.
    that is one I'll be telling my children everytime they start complaining their life sucks!
    "hey at least I didn't tell your crush you were doin the nasty in the shower when he/she called!" ahahahha. lol! brilliant!

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  2. I love Shane D. He's effing hilarious.

    And sunday's I go on Postsecret.com and fmylife.com.

    there was one on fmylife...

    "I was trying to see how far away from the toilet, I could pee, when I tripped backwards and peed all over my face"

    I thought, what guy would be that stupid.

    So then today, I find there is a funny version of fmylife, it's called mylifeistwilight.com omg i literally fell over laughing.

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  3. haha that shower story is the best 1 so far

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