40 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black

So, i was on wattpad today and i was reading some stuff from this girl ishy01 and this was just so hysterical i thought i'd share it with you guys! enjoy!

1. Force him to wear a leash and collar and tie him to a pole

2. Put up fliers saying "Lost Dog" with his picture on it

3. Give him mouthwash for his birthday, tell him he has dog breath

4. Constantly remind him that Bella would rather 'die' than be with him

5. Throw silver spoons at him (it's a werewolf pun)

6. When he's a werewolf steal his pants.

7. Paint his motor bike hot pink

8. Buy him a cat

9. Name it Edward

10. Buy him dog food, act offended when he won't eat it.

11. Ask him what he's getting Edward and Bella for a wedding present

12. Tell him Bella is allergic to dogs

13. Ask him how he lost to an old man

14. Call the dog pound when he fazes

15. Lock him in a room with Edward

16. Post the results on YouTube

17. Tell him that Aro and Bella are eloping in Mexico and he's not invited (idk if she means Edward... but whatever)

18. Tell him he's not a REAL werewolf, he's just a shape shifting loser

19. Ask him about puberty 

20. Force him to watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl

21. Ask him if he thinks Taylor Lautner looks hot in a tight leather suit (Shark boy and lava girl reference)

22. Tell him he's Remus Lupin and Sirus Black's crack child (Harry Potter)

23. When he doesn't believe you ask him why his last name is BLACK and he's a WEREWOLF

24. Post the reactions online when he puts the pieces together

25. Every time he does something nice say "Good Boy!"

26. Show him the honeymoon scene in Breaking Dawn

27. Post his reactions on YouTube

28. Tell him to sit and wave a dog biscuit in his face

29. Buy him a dog bed for his birthday

30. Ask him if he'll be your 'guard dog' 

31. Show him Edward/Bella fan art, particulary PG-13 NC17 rated images

32. Start and 'Edward dazzles me' fan club and elect him as president

33. Force him to attend the meetings every week

34. Ask him if he actually drinks out of the toilet

35. Refuse to believe him when he says no

36. Ask him if Edward dazzles him

37. When he says no, use his (ANNOYING) catch phrase, "sure sure" just to piss him off

38. Ask him if he knows the only thing worse than imprinting on a two year old. When he asks, tell him imprinting on a two day old girl, that just so happens to be your arch enemy's vampire/human child.

39. While he's sleeping put ketchup packets all around his bed, making it impossible to get out of bed.

40. Laugh at him when he tries anyway