Ok.. it has occured to me the hardness of this contest. So I have revised it.
The rule where it states that it must make sense, has been revised to each Sentance must make sense.
The rule that says you have to go A-Z-A, has been changed so you just go through the alphabet twice. A-z, A-z
The deadline has been extended to July 12.
For the rest of the rules, http://awesomesquiggles.blogspot.com/2010/06/contest.html
Onward!
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