Paintball Win!

So last night for our CSI I had to shoot Dakota with my purple paintball gun, a hardship I know. We were doing a chase scene because Dakota and David were cops and they had to take me in (I murdered Sarah! lol), so we did this whole chase scene around the campground in golf carts and then I got out at the park, turned around and pow! and then pow and pow. See the first time I shot Dakota, which a great shot if I do say so myself, Kim said we were too far apart. So we did it again and the paintball skimmed his side and somehow magically turned around and came back toward me to land, intact, in his pocket. WIN! But then we had to do the scene again. (: So I did and hit him like half an inch from where the first shot hit him! This time we were closer so that welt swelled bigger than the first one. Yes there are welts and yesturday they bled! .... I know its sick and twisted to find that hysterical but I do! hey its Dakota!
Anyway this was me getting even for him dating my husband!~
With love, Lissa

so my friend michael has named me his wife, adam his husband, hannah(his girlfriend) his concubine, and nate dougherty the stepchild he never wanted. just puttin that out there.
and this makes hannah mad because im his wife and shes just his concubine so me and michael randomly like hug with one leg rapped around each other and just Awkward stuff and she like hisses at me and then me and michael go laugh about it
but we dont grab for each others crotch malvey thats just wrong!


oh ya and we call the chubby asian kid twinkie